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We took my father in law to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes ( he is 78 ).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My father in law kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, ain't you never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing whom she was speaking to, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response as I knew it would be a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock.

Just wondering if you were my daughter."

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Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

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We took my father in law to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes ( he is 78 ).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.

My father in law kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find him staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, ain't you never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing whom she was speaking to, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response as I knew it would be a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

"Got stoned once and screwed a peacock.

Just wondering if you were my daughter."

heh heh heh heh ,,,,,multiplied by 10,,,,,,RaNdY

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