Rob Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 We took my father in law to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes ( he is 78 ). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My father in law kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:"What's the matter old man, ain't you never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing whom she was speaking to, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response as I knew it would be a good one!In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ………… "Got stoned once and screwed a peacock.Just wondering if you were my daughter." Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThaddeusW Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 LOL! Good one. Quote -Thad What America needs is less bull and more Bulldog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 We took my father in law to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes ( he is 78 ). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue. My father in law kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:"What's the matter old man, ain't you never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing whom she was speaking to, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response as I knew it would be a good one!In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid ………… "Got stoned once and screwed a peacock.Just wondering if you were my daughter." heh heh heh heh ,,,,,multiplied by 10,,,,,,RaNdY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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