hatcity Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Randy- I am very interested in your idea. However, it already appears that some of the high level positions may have ulterior motives.With that said, I have placed a savvy investigative team on the trail. (On my payroll) to do background checks and counter espionage.You can thank me later.Regards, Ed Quote Success is only a stones throw away.................................................................for a Palestinian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Where did you manage to grab a photo of my super secret laboratory???? I've always been accused of having "Shit for Brains" so I built my private research center to achieve closure to the ordeal. I've had my feelings hurt much too often from the likes of the participants on this board.Robsecretspypitchers.com Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I can assure all the board members that my expenses are indeed "legit",i will forward the corperate minutes from my first staff meeting (photo 1) and i have the upmost confidence in my newly hired construction supervisor,she is already hard at work in the gulf, extracting the seawater/oil mix for transport to our refinery (photo 2) and as for the accusation of me "moonlighting" in the furniture industry, rhasler has his macks mixed up! does this look like a vision to you?(photo 3) was'nt me did'nt do that! anyway how were you going to "bug" a non-existant sleeper berth? all my business dealings have been with the good of the company first! you should be ashamed of yourselves thinking i was only looking out for myself and just looking to make money!.....Corperate hired gun Markuh...if you could spare just one of your staff members to be my assistant, the one standing far left looks most qualified to me. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhasler Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 Note to headquarters- as far as "fixing you up" with my personal staff, that is completely out of the question! they are all "tied up" and un-available for transfer at this time. I DO have two promising young ladies from the secretarial pool, that are excited to join our organization! they are headed for texas as we speak! i'm sure they will serve you and V.P. rhasler well! i have enclosed photos of the girls, so you can put a name to the face when they arrive. photo # 1 shows the girls.......Little debbie (like the snack cake) and the lovely Hagitha louise ! they will arrive in the company car (provided at my expense mind you) photo # 2............. Sexual harassment avoidance specialist MarkMemo to Mark, the new secretaries you sent down arrived today in the company car, however I believe your personel dossiers are mixed up as these two young women did not match the photos that you included. Nonetheless, we believe these two young ladies will be a fine addition to the corporate offices in Texas. For your convience I am including photos so you can update your records. By the way, were you aware of the jug of moonshine in the back of the company car? We may need to keep an eye out for such negligent use of company property in the future. rhasler, Head of Personel and Human Resource Dept., randyp Executive Staffing Solutions Worldwide Quote "Mebbe I'm too ugly and stupid to give up!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
other dog Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 I have put my notable brainpower on this idea,and come up with the following use for the "tarballs" my proposal is this,properly mixed with other "organic" material re: dairy lagoon waste, the aforementioned "tarballs" can then be sold to the USDOT to be used as patches for interstate 40 nationwide,eliminating the high cost of re-paving,and finding suitable government contractors! i am willing to invest the contents of my super secret criso can (contents in excess of $40.00) towards getting this project off the ground. My only request is to have the board meet, and vote on an un-limited expense account for me (trucking and logistics will not be cheap!) plus i will need a "staff" i am currently interviewing busty young women for this opening,then there is the matter of rolling stock, i have already put in an order for 30 new tractors,25 flatbeds with side kits,25 walking floor trailers,6 new end dumps (just in case) 1 vaccuum trailer,plus numerous "incidentals" to be billed F.O.B to randyp enterprises inc. Texas,USA......Grand exaulted dictator of trucking/transportation and logistics MarkRats!..that was gonna be my plan, use it to fix the roads...maybe be named to a high ranking position by c.e.o. Randy, with lots of young, nubile, busty assistants...but once again i'm too late. Guess all I can do now is invest my total net worth of $7.43 into the company, because I do believe in it strongly. 1 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
randyp Posted July 10, 2010 Author Share Posted July 10, 2010 Rats!..that was gonna be my plan, use it to fix the roads...maybe be named to a high ranking position by c.e.o. Randy, with lots of young, nubile, busty assistants...but once again i'm too late. Guess all I can do now is invest my total net worth of $7.43 into the company, because I do believe in it strongly.heh heh heh good gawd aw mighty dam other dog, you aint nuttin but creative with a dam computer! What the hell are you doing driving a truck anyway, oughta have your own online ad company. Well, hell, our luck, they gonna plug leak in gulf anyway and there goes the business, right down the toilet. (if its robs toilet, may take a while to fill it up). I do trust also that was a MACK tank I saw in pic earlier. Ex-CEO turned gravel pit whore randy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 I have also hired a security man to look out for my best interests,and to keep tabs on my staff, he comes highly recomended, i found his ad in the local paper, he only charges $50.00 a day plus expenses!................Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vision386 Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 uh...if you could spare just one of your staff members to be my assistant, the one standing far left looks most qualified to me.I think they all look pretty "qualified" to me! LOL!.........Mark Quote Mack Truck literate. Computer illiterate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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