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I want to know why you Democrats are such cowards that you have not yet launched another civil war to free America of the totalitarian nightmare of President Donald J. Trump. I mean, if he’s truly Hitler 2: Electric Boogeyman, then isn’t it your sacred duty to remove this cancer on our body politic with arms if necessary? Look, I get that you Dems have a track record on insurrections designed to oppress the rights of Americans you feel superior to that is pretty poor (0-1) but come on, heroes of democracy, make your move! Just sitting here in the midst of this crisis you keep whining about makes you look like sissies or lying piles of talking garbage.

Actually, both.

Your hero, Jerry Nadler, while on parole from the chocolate factory, told the Senate this about our elected president: "Only his will goes. He is a dictator. This must not stand and that is another reason he must be removed from office by any means necessary ."

A dictator? Hey, that’s bad, right? I mean, unless the dictator is a leftist – wasn’t Castro dreamy? But since this is a threat to our democracy, because Trump is a non-leftist dictator, aren’t you guys morally obligated to take action and remove him? It’s obvious that those treacherous treason-loving traitors of treachery, the Republican senators, won’t toss the guy who did nothing wrong out of office so you can start working on throwing Mike Pence out of office, likely for the high crime and misdemeanor of trying to make America into The Handmaid’s Tale?

You must act now! Go home to your mom’s basements, dorms, tacky urban apartments and billionaire mansions and get your guns and…

Oh, right. 

Awkward! You are against "scary" guns. . .

By the way, if Trump is a dictator, why do you want to disarm the American people so the only one with guns is…Dictator Trump? 

Whatever, let’s see if you can focus. 

Okay, maybe you don’t have any guns like real men. Let’s assume you can find some guns. Now you need to water the kale bush of liberty with the blood of patriots. Okay, you’ll probably want to find another word than “patriots” since the term “patriots” upsets you – but because Trump is a “dictator,” we’re obviously in an extreme situation that calls for extreme measures. 

It’s totally time to figuratively fire on Ft. Sumter again, Democrats. Maybe this time it will work out better for you.

Jerry Nadler will lead his unit, the 5’1 Oompa Loompa Brigade, known as “Wonka’s Own,” against the perilous peril of a president who got elected without the liberal elite’s permission. Can’t you just see him standing there before his men, women, and non-binary others, a midget Mussolini, his belt cinched tightly around his clavicle so that no matter where he wears his pistol it’s always in a shoulder holster?

Then there’s the googly-eyed Audie Murphy of the Intelligence Committee, Generalissimo Adam Schiff, ready to lead the dreaded “Fighting Pencilnecks” of the 69th Brigade into battle uttering their unit motto “Ed Buck who?” Trump’s a dictator, so of course, Schiff will fight because if America falls under the rule of a dictator he has to be removed, right?

Others would join the fight too. Ted Lieu can be your JAG. Perhaps Rashida Talib could help lead the kind of battlefield victories her pals the Palestinian terrorists are known for. And Ilhan Omar, who still has a beef with the Army for running up the score against the dirtbag murderers in Mogadishu, would no doubt resist alongside her brothers/husbands-in-arms. 

Maybe “That’s Lieutenant Colonel to You!” Vindman could finally get a battalion command. Colin Kapernick could try out for a unit, and when no one calls him he can tell you how you are all racists!

Of course, cruise director Cap’n Bill Kristol and his crew of Fredocon swabbies can handle naval operations. Ahoy!

And even Eric Swalwell can contribute despite his well-known aversion to the kind of weapons that men use in the defense of freedom. He can drop his shorts be in charge of chemical weapons and poison gas.

Remember, removing President Trump is a sacred, somber, prayerful moral obligation because he’s a “dictator.”

Words actually mean something. “Dictator” means something, and a lot of Americans have had experience with real ones either before moving here or while deployed. So, the next time you pampered wusses want to spew your MSNBC / CNN-approved rhetoric, save it.

Pick up a weapon or shut the hell up.

On 1/23/2020 at 9:21 AM, terry said:

Was that a factory set up? Or did somebody put it together?  Really like the looks of it!     terry

Two loads of Orville Coach sleeper conversions and fire truck cabs coming in the the MACK factory in the late 50's early 60's.

6 hours ago, david wild said:

I have dark skin because I don't sit in a office and I wear shorts everyday at work until I need to go some place that has people that cannot control themselves when I show up with my nice sexy tanned legs, so  I could have been referring to a white person when I said tanned dark pigment, I know plenty of white people that are not pasty white, and as for Rudy's not many trashy people go there because it is not the cheapest place in town to get something to eat, therefore the customer base appears to be shall we say more affluent, gotta have  money to eat good food other wise you go to Wendy's, so these life forms have had to have some money or they would have to just watch us eat but they ate and then left their garbage, so what it gets down to is instead of defending piss poor behavior one should agree that they the offender should clean up their act and then people like me would have nothing to say . Amen

Seen a lot of "well off" people with little respect or any manners. The general attitude for clearing their trash is "that's what the help is paid for"  or as my "entitled liberal daughter in law" stated "I don't do manual labor like clearing the table off". So last time they came over when Gail was alive she insisted that we don't give her any dishes or utensils. . . just a  few wet naps.  Wife had a bit of a sarcastic streak worse than mine.  

Some fine Virginian threw a bag of the Christmas debris in the end of my drive way, un sealed so much came out. Found their address in the mail that they added to the mix. Added some seasoned Basset Hound poo, packed it in a box, wrapped it up nice and festive, put it in a second box and sent it UPS to them. I feel that was an appropriate award for the manners and respect for the area they showed.

So sorry about your mom. PM me if there is any thing I can do for you.

I watched both parents and wife suffer for a number of years and would never wish that one my worst enemy.   Paul