JTFormula Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 A L I E N STwo aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station and approached one of the gas pumps saying, "Greetings, Earthling. Take us to your leader!"The gas pump, of course, didn't respond and younger alien became angry."I'd calm down if I were you..." the older alien said.The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting again with no response. Annoyed by the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun.The older alien warned him saying, "You don't want to do that...I don't think you should make him mad""Rubbish," replied the young alien and opened fire.There was a huge explosion and a massive fireball blew the young alien off his feet and deposited him in a cactus patch. When he finally regained consciousness, he looked dazedly at the older alien who was standing over him shaking his head."He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?" exclaimed the young alien.The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on him and replied,"One thing I've learned during all my years of intergalactic travels is that you never mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear." Quote ~ JT Burkard ~ AKA Sweaty Mackwww.jtresto.com www.wickedreputation.netwww.jonathanthomasmotorcars.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkobes43 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 LOL! That was funny. lmfaoTom Quote "Nothing Breaks Wind Like A Bulldog" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
41chevy Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 GOOD!!!!!! Quote "OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK" Thomas Edison “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’” P.T.CHESHIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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