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For Those Who Take Life To Seriously!


Barry

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1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.

2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.

3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.

4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.

5. 42.7% OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE

SPOT.

6. 99% OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.

7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL

UNIVERSE.

8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.

9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW

AVERAGE.

10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.

11. DEPRESSION IS ME RELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.

12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND

MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.

13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.

14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME

PEOPLE HAVE. !

15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR

WEEK.

16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD

MEMORY.

17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING

MACHINES.

18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT

TRADE!

19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.

20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!

21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE

OF PAYMENTS.

22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHOKINESIS? RAISE

MY HAND.

23. OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?

24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHE N YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE

INK?

25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE

OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.

26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN

THE WRONG LANE.

27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS

OFF NOW.

28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO

NOT HAVE FILM.

29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, W HY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY

HER FRIENDS?

30. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT

SPONGES?

31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED

INTO JET ENGINES.

32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH

TWICE?

33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND, BUT MY BRAINS KEPT

FALLING OUT.

34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR

HORN LOUDER.

35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME?

36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON

WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.

37. JUST REMEMBER--IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE

WOULD ALL FALL OFF.

38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY

SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK

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Barry - Watt's Truck Center Parts Manager and BMT Webmaster...1-888-304-MACK

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Barry,

Along the lines of not taking things seriously, I was looking thru my photo albums on BMT and I noticed that in my B model album of the approx 7 pictures all but one have been looked at between 50 or so to 150 or so times. The other one has been viewed over 200 times! It is the one that I labeled "Topless"!

T.

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Barry,

Along the lines of not taking things seriously, I was looking thru my photo albums on BMT and I noticed that in my B model album of the approx 7 pictures all but one have been looked at between 50 or so to 150 or so times. The other one has been viewed over 200 times! It is the one that I labeled "Topless"!

T.

HA!

And tell us why you went looking for that pic again LOL!!! :lol:

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