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If I wanted a two stroke, I'd go buy a damned Lawn-Boy.
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Because we can.
Don't you mean the VIRGIN Connie Swayle?
Do you like movies about gladiators?
I like novels about gladiators. "I, Claudius" by Robert Graves is an exceptional story. Also "I Am a Barbarian" by Edgar Rice Burroughs.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue