Rob Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bollweevil Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Innovative at the very least. If tunable you would already have a couple of little knobs that could also serve as an ear piece. Possibilities are limitless. Could you just imagine the William Tell Overture in stereo. or WLS in one ear and WWl New Orleans in the other. On the other hand I can see where it could lead to domestic violence. It could not get any worse than having the system shut down during last lap at Daytona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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