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Went To The Dealership The Other Day....


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I have always loved "Gas Guzzling Cars" for their comfort & safety. I

took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to

drive that sucker before they become extinct.

The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its

wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained

that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and

directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked

why I thought it was a Republican car and I explained that if it were

a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your ass year-round.


When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way!
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