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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to

mid-December. Female reindeers retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer... EVERY single one of them... from Rudolph to Blitzen... had to be a girl!

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit - all around the world - in one night - and not get lost.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Dog.jpg.487f03da076af0150d2376dbd16843ed.jpgPlodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke.

 

 

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