HeavyGunner Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Thought you guys might get a kick out of this I know I did.Brilliant studentFor all of the struggling students, there is hope… STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAMI would have given him 100%Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battleQ2. Where was the Declaration ofIndependence signed? * at the bottom of the pageQ3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquidQ4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriageQ5. What is the main reason for failure? * examsQ6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinnerQ7. What looks like half an apple? * The other halfQ8. If you throw a red stone into theblue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wetQ9. How can a man go eight dayswithout sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.Q10. How can you lift an elephant withone hand? * You will never find an elephantthat has only one hand..Q11. If you had three apples and fouroranges in one hand and four applesand three oranges in other hand,what would you have ? * Very large handsQ12. If it took eight men ten hours tobuild a wall, how long would it takefour men to build it? * No time at all, the wall isalready built.Q13. How can you drop a raw egg ontoa concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floorsare very hard to crack. 1 Quote The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by the people who vote for a living.The government can only "give" someone what they first take from another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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