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    Your First Mack?

    in Antique and Classic Mack Trucks General Discussion

    Posted

    I learned to drive in old Brockway dump truck, all offroad in a gravel processing plant. First truck i ever drove on road was a B, dammit to hell if I can member the year, or transmission or much bout it. This poor big head of mine has been banged round way more than heads are posed to,,,sorry,,,gotta think a minit bout how to spell my name to end this. um,,,,,randyp

    Where's Randyp?

    in Odds and Ends

    Posted

    Rape would be a walk in the park compared to your boar hog escapade. Besides, you'll most likely be pooping yourself which will be a turn off for any most rapists.

    Rape would be a walk in the park compared to your boar hog escapade. Besides, you'll most likely be pooping yourself which will be a turn off for any most rapists.

    Heh heh,,,might be the one that would consider it "lubrication". (I think I just made myself sick). nuff of that,,,randyp

    Where's Randyp?

    in Odds and Ends

    Posted

    Why in hell does this man not have his own show on the History Channel?

    In light of your recent encounters with buzzards and boar hogs, have you ever considered finding yourself a place in the city?

    I just couldnt live in the city Jim, way too dangerous, liable to go out for a gallon of milk, and get raped or sumpin. randyp

    Are four better than two?

    in Odds and Ends

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    I'm a reading buff myself, and as I was browsing Amazon for used books I happened upon this one.

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    Even showed a couple of sample pages.

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    I'm a reading buff myself, and as I was browsing Amazon for used books I happened upon this one.

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    Even showed a couple of sample pages.

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    Dernit Tom,,,you taped the best part shut! randyp
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    Where's Randyp?

    in Odds and Ends

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    Once again, Thanks all. Sorry for absence, may be that way for a while though. I definitely have some good pictures, but way back early this year, my computer stopped syncing with my camera. I have re-loaded drivers and done all i know to, it just wont upload them. I guess I just have to get a new camera. I have a good poop-in-your-panties story I know Other Dog will appreciate though. Bout mid last week, I parked dozer and went bottle-assing off in deep bottom woods looking for survey markers on line. All I carried with me was bottle of water and roll of marker ribbon,,,no,,,like dumbass,,left shotgun in truck. Bout half mile down in woods,,came to a quick stop cause my sensitive, never smoked a cigarette nose smelled a rank ole boar hog. It was pretty brushy and thick so I just stood real still and looked for him. I guess he smelled me bout that time cause he came busting and tearing out of a thicket in front of me, snorting and throwing his head around, trying to locate me. They have really good smellers, but piss poor eyesight. He weighed prolly bout 400 lbs, brissly jet black hair with a mane down his back, and sure nuff giant sized tusks on him, which he looked very capable of using with that big ugly head. I swear fellers, i wasnt even blinking or moving my eyeballs, and my other balls was slowly climbing up in my stomach. The more pissed he got, the worse the smell got. I knew if he approached me at least another 10 or 12 feet, I would be in his eyeball range. He got to kicking up dirt, snorting and spinning circles. A guy that works for me said all I had to do was throw up my hands and yell real loud and stomp, and he woulda run off. I said yeah, will watch you demonstrate that sometime while I film it from a helicopter buddy. After what seemed like eternity, and some of my poop and started to ooze down to my socks, He spun the other way and went tearing round backside of brush, thinking I was gonna try to flank him and ride him I guess. I picked this opportunity to do the slowest, best choreographed, moon walk backwards that shoulda brought Micheal Jakson out of the grave. He got busy doing some razor chiping on some of poor lil innocent sweet gum trees on other side, and thas went plan B kicked in for me,I twisted my feets round so fast I dug a hole straight down ,but I screamed and kicked afterburner in,,quite frankly,,may be new land speed record for human,,,well,,,part human. Being somewhat military, I steady throwed thangs out to the left and right as i was running, They call that chaff, purpose being he might lose interest iin my frail anatomy, and stop to mangle chaff,,(bottle of water, pretty yellow ribbon, picture of my wife, all the change in my pocket . I was dodging trees too big to climb and steady searching for a lil one with low limbs. i did locate one with him slinging dirt up in my back pocket. I clumbed that tree' woulda made a cat squirrel proud! He circled round me a while, showing off his tusks, finally got bored i guess,,,or maybe shit dripping down tree was bothering him. At any rate, it was not my time to go, so i live!!!! ALWAYS ARM YOUSELF WITH LATEST NUCLEAR DEVELOPMENTS,,carry them, use them. Anyways, thas my close call of the week. I was glad spot was at home,,he woulda come to my rescue, and got tore to pieces by one that size. I my put 410 pistol in holster, 12 gauge over each shoulder and go hunt him up this week and try to post his pick with his last dying turd hanging out his ass, definitlly a hairy moment,,,,,,,randyp

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    Where's Randyp?

    in Odds and Ends

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    heh heh,,,hello all and thanks for concerns. I am well and fine, expanded bidness bout 3 weeks ago, bought nuther bulldozer, a rather large piece o land, (just wall to wall with hogs I may add). My weekdays are taken up clearing large acreage, duct taping dozers to keep em running, pouring fuel, blowing jet black smoke, daylight to dark. The weekends are spent at cabin with grandson slaughterin animals,,,film at eleven,,,randyp

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    Whats wrong with this picture?

    in Odds and Ends

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    I was feeling your pain Mark, until Randy made me laugh!

    Seriously, what a f#**ing idiot this guy must be (not randyp,I mean the dispatcher). 41Chevy is right, that's the only way it could be done.

    That's the dumbest stuff i've ever seen,5 stops in 2 hours? 7 stops in 3 hours? Bay City to Traverse City in 30 minutes?..well, that might be doable, I think it's only about 125 or 130 miles across there. But you could barely get 5 stops off in 2 hours in Gladys,Va. where there's no traffic, if you had to go to 5 different places,open doors,back to a dock,wait for some hateful a-holes to get around to unloading their shit they ordered but now seem to have never heard of,unload,get paperwork signed,pull out, close doors,go to next stop and repeat the process.

    Tell them to use full power on the bitch slapping beam randyp.

    Here's a picture of a girl in a car Mark,you deserve something good after all that fuster-cluck!

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    uh huh,,girl in car,,uh huh,,i could bury the bitch slapping beam in her,,(ifn it still worked) Its fun to think bout anyways,,ahh,,,going down memory lane now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,randyp

    Know anyone that runs a coal bucket and loosing their job?

    in Odds and Ends

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    I was in a coal union several years ago, contract time was coming up, company had put their offers on table, union bosses had said they were gonna turn it down without a vote and did. It came up again, same offer, and i asked a union boss why not put it before members for a vote, like they were supposed to, since we were the paying members, and get our opinions on it. I now quote his answer word for word,,,"Cause you sumbitches are too damn stupid to know what you want." I cant repeat on here what i told him, he did tell me he would see me kicked out of union. Long story short, he left, I didnt, contract passed. My point here, when unions are run by member consensus, they are much better, more productive and down to earth. Some of these unions are run by some real "assholes", who dont keep their members in mind. randyp

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    laser level advice

    in Tractors and Equipment

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    taking the operating out of operating with all this laser level stuff. Back when I was still operating it was all eyeball

    taking the operating out of operating with all this laser level stuff. Back when I was still operating it was all eyeball

    Yeah, my eyeballs have cost me a lot of extra hours pushing, I dont trust em anymore. If laser goes down, I just get a big dip of snuff, and watch for steady dribble out both corners of mouth, steady, even dribbles. randyp
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    "Morning Sex"

    in Odds and Ends

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    Starting getting frisky with mine the other night, she said, "I have to get up at 5 in the morning!!" I told her no problem, if not done by 5, we will just quit where we're at. She didnt buy it. randyp

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    I would hate to believe I am one of the few smart people!

    in Odds and Ends

    Posted

    Maybe it the US just stayed home & minded it's own business, 95% of the world wouldn't hate it so much & y'all might have an economy!

    Or y'all can vote for the republican war criminals & watch the Evil Empire implode.

    Maybe it the US just stayed home & minded it's own business, 95% of the world wouldn't hate it so much & y'all might have an economy!

    Or y'all can vote for the republican war criminals & watch the Evil Empire implode.

    Ahh,,,just,,well,,,calm down randy, aw forget it, you aint worth the warning points id prolly get. randyp

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