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This One Is Wayyy To Funny


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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.

They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.

As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, "Gee, she's fat!"

The mother bent down and whispered in the little boys ear to be quiet.

A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread his hands as far as they would go and announced; "I bet her butt is this wide!"

The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.

The mother gave him a good telling off and told him to be quiet.

After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line. Just then, her pager began to emit a beep, beep, beep.

The little boy yells out, "Run for your life, she's backing up!! :P

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an oldie but a goody :lol: .in fact,the first time I heard that I laughed so hard I almost kicked the slats out of my crib :D

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yeah that was a little old i think i was in 3rd grade the first time i heard that. { otherdog they had beepers & dinosaurs when you wher little??????} :lol:

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yeah that was a little old i think i was in 3rd grade the first time i heard that. { otherdog they had beepers & dinosaurs when you wher little??????} :lol:

yeah,we first started putting them on brontosauruses-you wouldn't want to get backed over by one of them while waiting in line at the bank on Friday...so what's your point?! :angry:

(seriously,first time I heard that joke,Teddy Moore told it-been a while)

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