Popular Post The Rubber Duck 006 Posted 6 hours ago Popular Post Share Posted 6 hours ago (edited) A blonde Chick goes for a drive out in the country. It's a beautiful and she's jamming to music with the windows rolled down just enjoying the day. All of a sudden she sees another blonde out in a corn field in a Row boat rowing. She immediately stops her car,jumps out,and runs to the edge of the field. "You know it's blondes like you that give us a bad name!! Out in a cornfield in a row boat!!! Seriously!!!..I SWEAR IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND SLAP YOU SILLY!!!! Edited 6 hours ago by The Rubber Duck 006 1 4 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/76247-my-favorite-joke/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rubber Duck 006 Posted 3 hours ago Author Share Posted 3 hours ago How to Kill a Blonde Step one: Purchase scratch and Sniff sticker. Step 2: Place said Sticker at the bottom of a Swimming Pool. 1 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/76247-my-favorite-joke/#findComment-587471 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rubber Duck 006 Posted 2 hours ago Author Share Posted 2 hours ago Hear about the Blonde that bought an A.M. Radio? Took her a Month to Realize she could listen to it in the afternoon too!! 1 Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/76247-my-favorite-joke/#findComment-587476 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rubber Duck 006 Posted 2 hours ago Author Share Posted 2 hours ago Blonde goes on a game show.... First question she's asked She gits wrong... Crowd Yells: GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!! She's given another chance to answer....Again answers wrong.... Crowd again: GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!!! For a 3rd Time she's given another Chance to answer the question.....DIng Ding...CORRECT!!! Crowd Yells: GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!!!!........ Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/76247-my-favorite-joke/#findComment-587477 Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Rubber Duck 006 Posted 2 hours ago Author Share Posted 2 hours ago A Brunette, Black hair ,and a Blonde git ship wrecked on a deserted Island.... After days of Wondering....They stumble upon a gold lamp... They decide to Rub it for laughs.....POOF....A Genie Appears....Since there are 3 of you...You each git one wish. Brunette: I want to be at Home with my family...Poof She dissappears... Black Haired: I Also wanna go home to my family....Poof She also dissappears... Blonde: looks around realizing she's now all alone...With tears in her eye's she Shouts...I WISH MY TWO FRIENDS WERE HERE WITH ME!!!!........ Quote Link to comment https://www.bigmacktrucks.com/topic/76247-my-favorite-joke/#findComment-587478 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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