Popular Post Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Popular Post Share Posted February 18 3 1 3 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
theakerstwo 866 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 I dont think i need that shot after all. 2 Quote glenn akers Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 18 Bob lived in California and was a lifelong environmentalist and was defeated in the House of Representatives election. He was sick of the world; of Covid-19, Brexit, Russian belligerence, global warming, racial tensions, and the rest of the disturbing stories that occupy media headlines. Bob drove his car into his garage and then sealed every doorway and window as best he could. He got back into his car and wound down all the windows, selected his favorite radio station, started the car and revved it to a slow idle. Four days later, a worried neighbor peered through his garage window and saw him in the car. She notified the emergency services and they broke in, pulling Bob from the car. A little sip of water and, surprisingly, he was in perfect condition, but his Tesla had a dead battery. This is to be expected from a California Democrat. 5 1 5 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 18 (edited) Edited February 18 by Rob 2 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 18 (edited) Edited February 18 by Rob 3 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 18 (edited) Edited February 18 by Rob 6 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 18 (edited) Edited February 18 by Rob 2 3 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
mrsmackpaul 2,540 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Aunt Jemima isnt showing up, if I squint really hard I can almost, nah I'm dreaming 😁 Paul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mrsmackpaul 2,540 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Nope no good for me here either, can only see what Patty shot at, stuff all Paul Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hurstscrambler 375 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tjc transport 1,284 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 you image linky no worky. Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to post Share on other sites
tjc transport 1,284 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 anutter one what don't work Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to post Share on other sites
tjc transport 1,284 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 link is on welfare. Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to post Share on other sites
tjc transport 1,284 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 go to bed Bob. you are getting delusional. 🤪 Quote when you are up to your armpits in alligators, it is hard to remember you only came in to drain the swamp.. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 Don't know what happened as I could see it on two computers. Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 Don't know why but hopefully fixed. Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 18 2 1 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
other dog 9,070 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 I thought Bob lived in Nevada...🤣 Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to post Share on other sites
other dog 9,070 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 I can not see Aunt Jemima either. Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to post Share on other sites
Rob 2,331 Posted February 18 Author Share Posted February 18 Try it now. Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
other dog 9,070 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 I see her now! Quote Producer of poorly photo-chopped pictures since 1999. Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Mack 386 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Too damn funny... Thanks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Rob 2,331 Posted February 19 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 19 A friend told me about his trip out with his grandson. This is what he said. "Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My 6 year-old grandson asked if he could say grace." As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And liberty, peace & justice for all. Amen!" Along with the laughter and nodding of heads from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman at the next table remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Asking God for ice cream! Why -- I never!" Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong Grandpa? Is God mad at me?" After I assured him that he had done a terrific job and that God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table. He winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer." "Really?" my grandson asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is sometimes good for the soul." Naturally, I bought my grandchildren ice cream at the end of the meal. My grandson stared at his ice cream for a moment, and then he did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman. With a big smile he looked her in the eye and told her, "Here ma'am, this is for you, you grouchy old bitch. You must be a Democrat, shove it up your ass and cool off!" Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it. 5 4 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Rob 2,331 Posted February 19 Author Popular Post Share Posted February 19 My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb. I’m bored. I think I’ll go to the mall, find a great parking space, and sit there in my car with my reverse lights on. If you answer the phone with, “Hello, you’re on the air.” most telemarketers will quickly hang up. When one door closes and another opens, you’re probably in prison. When I say, “The other day…” I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago. Interviewer: Tell me about yourself. Applicant: I’d rather not because I want this job. Cop: Please step out of the car. Suspect: I’m too drunk. You get in. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects – those were the days If you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers. If you’re sitting in public and a stranger sits down beside you, stare straight ahead and say, “Did you bring the money?” I finally got eight hours of sleep – took me three days, but whatever. I run like the winded. Don’t you hate it when a couple argues in public, and you missed the beginning, so you don’t know whose side to be on? When you do squats, do your knees sound like a goat chewing an aluminum can stuffed with celery? I don’t mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “east.” Don’t bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Instead, spend 30 seconds in my head – that’ll freak you out. The older I get, the earlier it gets late. I had my patience tested. I’m negative. When you ask what I’m doing today, and I say, “Nothing”, it doesn’t mean I’m free. It means I’m doing nothing. Think about that moment you walk into a spider web and suddenly turn into a karate master. I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. Walking can add minutes to your life. It enables you, at 85-years-old, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $4,000 per month. NEVER trust a fart, no matter how crowded the elevator is. 3 2 Quote Plodding along with no job nor practical application for my existence, but still trying to fix what's broke. Link to post Share on other sites
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