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Had to scratch my big head today

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Jumped in Killer today, turned key on, hit starter button, just couldnt get enough power to turn him over good to crunk. I cleaned battery terminals, load tested batteries, they were hot. Tried it again,,nothing. Cleaned grounds on frame, crawled under and cleaned cables on starter,,,nothing. Barely would turn over. Scratched my head, my ass, picked my nose coupla times,,,decided starter must be going out and dragging bad. I crawled back under to pull starter, then noticed and remembered at same time battery wires going to backside of button on firewall. I backed pickup up to side of killer to stand on tailgate and opened hood and lo and behold,,never seen so much corrosion before. i took all wires off and sanded them up good, put back together and Killer spun over like button on outhouse door! And to think i almost pulled starter. Oh well,,,I hate to be losing my memory and slowly slipping away. Somebody call Hazmat. randyp

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Now if you had one of them new Electric company jumpers ,you probably could started Killer, charged you watch, cel phone and camera in one big FLASH....

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Maybe even stood my hair up on my head,,all three of them. randyp

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Pictures?

Of the 3 hairs on my head? You really wanna see those? (no, cousin U, gotta gets me a new camera) randyp

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Of the 3 hairs on my head? You really wanna see those? (no, cousin U, gotta gets me a new camera) randyp

Noooo, ole Killer!

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ya,,,glad it was easy...bob

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Just glad you remember the scratch sequence to get the 'ole memory workin. Trey

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Yes,,,scratch head,,then good deep scratch on ass,,then long deep pick up nose,,,DOH! (use different finger on nose) randyp

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A mind is a terrible thing to waste!....................................................Mark

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maybe you have been using the wrong finger all along and mistakingly filling your head up with rpbs :pat:

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Yes,,,scratch head,,then good deep scratch on ass,,then long deep pick up nose,,,DOH! (use different finger on nose) randyp

I try to use a DIFFERENT HAND! :banana:

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Scratched my head, my ass, picked my nose coupla times,,, randyp
Of the 3 hairs on my head? You really wanna see those? (no, cousin U, gotta gets me a new camera) randyp

No need for pictures. Your descriptions are easy to visualize.....unfortunately.

Glad it was a simple fix!

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Yes,,,scratch head,,then good deep scratch on ass,,then long deep pick up nose,,,DOH! (use different finger on nose) randyp

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Good thing you clarified that randy

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randyp, it is better to use your wife's fingers instead of yours next time you are in need. Better do this while she is asleep.

mike

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randyp, it is better to use your wife's fingers instead of yours next time you are in need. Better do this while she is asleep.

mike

heh heh heh,,,now thas a new one i hadnt thought of Mike! Have you been way up in that thin atmosphere again too long lately? LOL,,,randyp

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heh heh heh,,,now thas a new one i hadnt thought of Mike! Have you been way up in that thin atmosphere again too long lately? LOL,,,randyp

Yes sir randyp. It's a great place to be. I can look down on some of the folks and all of a sudden I feel a good piss coming on. I guess i'm going to have to change brands of beer, back to the Bull, Schlitts Malt Liquar.

mike

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Yes sir randyp. It's a great place to be. I can look down on some of the folks and all of a sudden I feel a good piss coming on. I guess i'm going to have to change brands of beer, back to the Bull, Schlitts Malt Liquar.

mike

We dont want no yeller rain in Texas, smells bad on our campfires. randyp

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We dont want no yeller rain in Texas, smells bad on our campfires. randyp

Oh....Oh......sorry randyp.......then, i'll load up on some Taquila and eat Tex-Mex, that should please most Texans.

Thanks for the great idea randyp.

mike

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