randyp 614 Posted February 1, 2013 Jumped in Killer today, turned key on, hit starter button, just couldnt get enough power to turn him over good to crunk. I cleaned battery terminals, load tested batteries, they were hot. Tried it again,,nothing. Cleaned grounds on frame, crawled under and cleaned cables on starter,,,nothing. Barely would turn over. Scratched my head, my ass, picked my nose coupla times,,,decided starter must be going out and dragging bad. I crawled back under to pull starter, then noticed and remembered at same time battery wires going to backside of button on firewall. I backed pickup up to side of killer to stand on tailgate and opened hood and lo and behold,,never seen so much corrosion before. i took all wires off and sanded them up good, put back together and Killer spun over like button on outhouse door! And to think i almost pulled starter. Oh well,,,I hate to be losing my memory and slowly slipping away. Somebody call Hazmat. randyp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
41chevy 9,744 Posted February 1, 2013 Now if you had one of them new Electric company jumpers ,you probably could started Killer, charged you watch, cel phone and camera in one big FLASH.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randyp 614 Posted February 1, 2013 Maybe even stood my hair up on my head,,all three of them. randyp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umodelnut 1,393 Posted February 1, 2013 Pictures? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randyp 614 Posted February 1, 2013 Pictures?Of the 3 hairs on my head? You really wanna see those? (no, cousin U, gotta gets me a new camera) randyp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
umodelnut 1,393 Posted February 1, 2013 Of the 3 hairs on my head? You really wanna see those? (no, cousin U, gotta gets me a new camera) randypNoooo, ole Killer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
57 bcr 2,688 Posted February 1, 2013 Love those easy fixes! Sometimes it just takes us awhile to figger 'em out! No biggie! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mowerman 1,702 Posted February 1, 2013 ya,,,glad it was easy...bob 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortstack 22 Posted February 1, 2013 Just glad you remember the scratch sequence to get the 'ole memory workin. Trey 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randyp 614 Posted February 1, 2013 Yes,,,scratch head,,then good deep scratch on ass,,then long deep pick up nose,,,DOH! (use different finger on nose) randyp 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vision386 3,777 Posted February 2, 2013 A mind is a terrible thing to waste!....................................................Mark Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thomastractorsvc 1,366 Posted February 2, 2013 maybe you have been using the wrong finger all along and mistakingly filling your head up with rpbs 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leversole 1,084 Posted February 2, 2013 Yes,,,scratch head,,then good deep scratch on ass,,then long deep pick up nose,,,DOH! (use different finger on nose) randypI try to use a DIFFERENT HAND! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green Dash 2,428 Posted February 2, 2013 Scratched my head, my ass, picked my nose coupla times,,, randypOf the 3 hairs on my head? You really wanna see those? (no, cousin U, gotta gets me a new camera) randypNo need for pictures. Your descriptions are easy to visualize.....unfortunately.Glad it was a simple fix! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mike69mackman 645 Posted February 2, 2013 Yes,,,scratch head,,then good deep scratch on ass,,then long deep pick up nose,,,DOH! (use different finger on nose) randyp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mike69mackman 645 Posted February 2, 2013 Good thing you clarified that randy 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 747 Posted February 2, 2013 randyp, it is better to use your wife's fingers instead of yours next time you are in need. Better do this while she is asleep.mike 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randyp 614 Posted February 2, 2013 randyp, it is better to use your wife's fingers instead of yours next time you are in need. Better do this while she is asleep.mikeheh heh heh,,,now thas a new one i hadnt thought of Mike! Have you been way up in that thin atmosphere again too long lately? LOL,,,randyp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 747 Posted February 3, 2013 heh heh heh,,,now thas a new one i hadnt thought of Mike! Have you been way up in that thin atmosphere again too long lately? LOL,,,randypYes sir randyp. It's a great place to be. I can look down on some of the folks and all of a sudden I feel a good piss coming on. I guess i'm going to have to change brands of beer, back to the Bull, Schlitts Malt Liquar.mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
randyp 614 Posted February 3, 2013 Yes sir randyp. It's a great place to be. I can look down on some of the folks and all of a sudden I feel a good piss coming on. I guess i'm going to have to change brands of beer, back to the Bull, Schlitts Malt Liquar.mike We dont want no yeller rain in Texas, smells bad on our campfires. randyp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 747 Posted February 3, 2013 We dont want no yeller rain in Texas, smells bad on our campfires. randypOh....Oh......sorry randyp.......then, i'll load up on some Taquila and eat Tex-Mex, that should please most Texans.Thanks for the great idea randyp.mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
