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Old proverb revised

Original Chinese Proverb:

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

2012 White House Revision:

Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free meds, and he will vote Democratic the rest of his life; even after he's dead.

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Old proverb revised

Original Chinese Proverb:

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

2012 White House Revision:

Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, free contraceptives, Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment, free meds, and he will vote Democratic the rest of his life; even after he's dead.

Remember, this was started by LBJ with his "Great Society" and his "War on Poverty" Cleaned up LBJ said he would buy a particular group with hand outs and they would vote Democratic forever...O just covered the other groups for votes.

My favorite quote fits pretty well now.

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Hillary has be exposed on the Mack super spy cam... Horrorable....

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"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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:o She looks JUST like Letterman!

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"Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"
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:SMOKIE-RT:

:o She looks JUST like Letterman!

Speed

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Holy crap!!!!!

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Received this email....
A little trivia to see how much history you know (can guess at). Be honest, it's kinda fun
and revealing.
If you don't know the answer make your best guess.
Answer all the questions before looking at the answers
.

Who said it?

1) "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. None of the above

2) "It's time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for
the few...... And to replace it with shared responsibility for shared prosperity."
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. None of the Above

3) "(We) .....can't just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken
away from some people."
A. Nikita Khrus
hchev
B. Josef Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. None of the above

4) "We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit
of their own ... in order to create this common ground."
A. Mao Tse Dung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong Il
D. None of the above

5) "I certainly think the free-market has failed."
A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. None of the above

6) "I think it's time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector
in (the) entire economy that they are being watched."
A. Pinochet
B.
Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. None of the above


Scroll down for answers

Answers

(1) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/29/2004

(2) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 5/29/2007

(3) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007

(4) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007

(5) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 6/4/2007

(6) D. None of the above. Statement was made by Hillary Clinton 9/2/2005

Be afraid, Be very afraid!!, and this was before she hit her head!!!
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Who said this? "Tell a big lie. Tell it often and the people will believe it"

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@ Adolph Hitler in 1938 / B.H.O in 2004 works well doesn't it!!

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Yeah,and he waited to talk about Benghazi until after the Election,too!

Speed

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"Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"
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Afraid indeed. Micro chips and I'd cards are coming! Maybe these anti government survivalists got something. Nah no matter what happens I still believe in a free country that will eventually be returned to the anerican citizens with high praise for those who fought to protect it.

Mike - I agree and let's all pray you are correct.

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I've never been known as a quitter,so the only thing I'm pondering is priorities. We can't effectively fight everything at once,so what needs to go first? I'm thinking it has to be stopping Gun Control,the assault on our Second Amendment and the idea of confiscating our guns. If we lose that,we're no better off than any other Country that gave up their guns and became "extinct".

We need to find a way to bring on Criminal Prosecution of O and his band of merry Liberals. He's never proved he was an eligible Candidate,so in my book he is viable to face Treason charges,as is anyone who participated in covering for him. (Pelosi,who "vetted" him without ANY documentation. Reid,who,in what was touted as "the most open,transparent Administration in History",wrote the unconstitutional ObamaCare bill behind closed doors,with no meaningful discussion,and even the illustrious Ms. Pelosi didn't know what was in it. This is just a start-there's so much to cover,O will probably age to death before we can get this Badministration sorted out and changed.

We might have to start a new string to cover the Fixing of O'ville.

Speed

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"Remember-ANY Gun Control is Unconstitutional!"
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Wonder if he'll ever get around to jobs and out of control spending?

Well he justified received the killing of American Citizens suspected of terror acts or revolting against the Federal Government... proof or not. Done!.

Swift boat Kerry is now Sec of State vowing the end of Israel and normalizing relations with Iran. Done!

Hagal is due to be confirmed Sec of Defence, so we can eliminate 90% of out ICBM's and all of our medium range Missiles and cut out military by 65%. So thats almost done.

Killed the fishing industry in New England with new Endangered species laws Done!

Killing the Timber industy Almost done.

So it seems the next battle is him forcing the Boy Scouts to accept gays as leaders and the War on Natural Gas....Worst than coal according to the EPA....

"OPERTUNITY IS MISSED BY MOST PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS DRESSED IN OVERALLS AND LOOKS LIKE WORK"  Thomas Edison

 “Life’s journey is not to arrive at the grave safely, in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting ‘Holy shit, what a ride!’

P.T.CHESHIRE

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Did anyone notice Obama waited to tackle the immigration problem till after the election?
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Yeah,and he waited to talk about Benghazi until after the Election,too!

Speed

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And gun control?

Remember this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlXK8o70Se0

When approaching a 4-way stop, the vehicle with the biggest tires has the right of way!
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