# One Of Life's Mysteries Solved!

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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder

about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all

been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How

about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

However, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work

and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's

the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

If I may add one more equation:

W-H-O Y-O-U K-N-O-W

23+8+15+25+15+21+11+14+15+23= 170%

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Brilliant! (97%) Who has time to think these things up?

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