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rhasler

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  1. Just got done installing a smooth emergency engine shutdown system.

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    2. vision386

      vision386

      I had some beer,and took a nap,does that count?

    3. rhasler

      rhasler

      Mark, I think you win hands down

    4. Rob

      Rob

      Shit. I could have done that instead. You win.

  2. Proud o' that Kenworth, ain't ya?

  3. Does the word "junk" start with a capital "V"?

    1. Rob

      Rob

      Since the change of the english language about 2000, yes.

    2. mowerman

      mowerman

      ya,,,its also a four letter word.bob

    3. bulldog man

      bulldog man

      Yup since the bought White Motor CO Back in the 80's it has seemed to get worse year to year.

  4. If you were to say "Great googly ding dang dong yabba dabba doodoo poobah wop wop wing ding" in the Tralfomadore system of Star Cluster 12 it would mean "I enjoy transvestite midget porn.".

  5. I hears you on that one. Good thing us folks from Star Cluster 12 are pretty drought resistant, cuz it's been awwwful dry here.

    I tell you it's been so long since it rained here that there's full grown kids ain't never seen it rain.

  6. Is strong to the finitch cuz he eats his spinach!

    1. hatcity

      hatcity

      And his unit won't rust cause he soaks it in Olive Oyle

    2. randyp

      randyp

      heh heh heh,,hatcity, u isnt right!

  7. Und you, vere are your papers, hmm?

  8. Whew, fer a minute there I was 'fraid I wasn't gonna pass inspection!

  9. has a reverse ice cream headache.

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    2. hatcity

      hatcity

      BRAIN FREEZE!!!

    3. rhasler

      rhasler

      Almost the exact opposite sensation. It was brought on by excess consumption of roasted, stuffed jalapenos wrapped in bacon.

    4. other dog

      other dog

      ...and washed down with an ice cold Bud- no wonder you have a head ache.

  10. Hot Cars!

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    2. vision386

      vision386

      Buying or selling?

    3. rhasler

      rhasler

      Carson girls.

    4. randyp

      randyp

      Believe me, you go to your car in texas now, you got a HOT CAR!!

  11. Hi Dave, glad to see you on BMT! Your experience will surely be appreciated here, hope to see you on here often.

  12. Juicy Lucy boigers on pumpernickel rye...

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    2. randyp

      randyp

      well hell, get u head out u arse!

    3. other dog

      other dog

      is that anything like a bubba burger?

    4. rhasler

      rhasler

      Cheese in the center of the patty so it melts, and stays that way, as it cooks. Delicious!

  13. has been chrono-synchlastic-infindibulated

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    2. Rob

      Rob

      Randy, just don't spank the bear like you do the "monkey".

    3. randyp

      randyp

      heh heh,,I cant tell a bear from a monkey without my glasses

    4. Rob

      Rob

      Spank hard and fast. The one that get's mad is not the monkey.

  14. is quantumly indeterminate

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    2. rhasler

      rhasler

      There is excessive homogeny in my dichotomous states

    3. randyp

      randyp

      sounds like gonnarea, rhasler, better get that seen after

    4. vision386

      vision386

      I hear they have a shot for that now!

  15. is consumed with paranoia because he knows you're reading this

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    2. rhasler

      rhasler

      Peterbilt hubcaps you say?

    3. randyp

      randyp

      Ignore him Rhasler,,I fried his brain earlier today

    4. rhasler

      rhasler

      That's what I thought, figured Peterbilt hubcaps would work as a parabolic amplifier of some sort

  16. is GHOULISHLY devouring halloween candy

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    2. vision386

      vision386

      Well just save me some tootsie rolls if ya get any! LOL!

    3. randyp

      randyp

      mah tummy hurts!!!

    4. Olivetroad

      Olivetroad

      That's spooktacular!

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