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randyp

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  1. heh heh,,,yes it is. randyp
  2. but i drove em all and now starting all over,,I think,,,randyp
  3. I learned to drive in old Brockway dump truck, all offroad in a gravel processing plant. First truck i ever drove on road was a B, dammit to hell if I can member the year, or transmission or much bout it. This poor big head of mine has been banged round way more than heads are posed to,,,sorry,,,gotta think a minit bout how to spell my name to end this. um,,,,,randyp
  4. Heh heh,,,might be the one that would consider it "lubrication". (I think I just made myself sick). nuff of that,,,randyp
  5. Now that would harvest them and make sausage all at the same time Tom! Chop em up real good! randyp
  6. I just couldnt live in the city Jim, way too dangerous, liable to go out for a gallon of milk, and get raped or sumpin. randyp
  7. Dernit Tom,,,you taped the best part shut! randyp
  8. Once again, Thanks all. Sorry for absence, may be that way for a while though. I definitely have some good pictures, but way back early this year, my computer stopped syncing with my camera. I have re-loaded drivers and done all i know to, it just wont upload them. I guess I just have to get a new camera. I have a good poop-in-your-panties story I know Other Dog will appreciate though. Bout mid last week, I parked dozer and went bottle-assing off in deep bottom woods looking for survey markers on line. All I carried with me was bottle of water and roll of marker ribbon,,,no,,,like dumbass,,left shotgun in truck. Bout half mile down in woods,,came to a quick stop cause my sensitive, never smoked a cigarette nose smelled a rank ole boar hog. It was pretty brushy and thick so I just stood real still and looked for him. I guess he smelled me bout that time cause he came busting and tearing out of a thicket in front of me, snorting and throwing his head around, trying to locate me. They have really good smellers, but piss poor eyesight. He weighed prolly bout 400 lbs, brissly jet black hair with a mane down his back, and sure nuff giant sized tusks on him, which he looked very capable of using with that big ugly head. I swear fellers, i wasnt even blinking or moving my eyeballs, and my other balls was slowly climbing up in my stomach. The more pissed he got, the worse the smell got. I knew if he approached me at least another 10 or 12 feet, I would be in his eyeball range. He got to kicking up dirt, snorting and spinning circles. A guy that works for me said all I had to do was throw up my hands and yell real loud and stomp, and he woulda run off. I said yeah, will watch you demonstrate that sometime while I film it from a helicopter buddy. After what seemed like eternity, and some of my poop and started to ooze down to my socks, He spun the other way and went tearing round backside of brush, thinking I was gonna try to flank him and ride him I guess. I picked this opportunity to do the slowest, best choreographed, moon walk backwards that shoulda brought Micheal Jakson out of the grave. He got busy doing some razor chiping on some of poor lil innocent sweet gum trees on other side, and thas went plan B kicked in for me,I twisted my feets round so fast I dug a hole straight down ,but I screamed and kicked afterburner in,,quite frankly,,may be new land speed record for human,,,well,,,part human. Being somewhat military, I steady throwed thangs out to the left and right as i was running, They call that chaff, purpose being he might lose interest iin my frail anatomy, and stop to mangle chaff,,(bottle of water, pretty yellow ribbon, picture of my wife, all the change in my pocket . I was dodging trees too big to climb and steady searching for a lil one with low limbs. i did locate one with him slinging dirt up in my back pocket. I clumbed that tree' woulda made a cat squirrel proud! He circled round me a while, showing off his tusks, finally got bored i guess,,,or maybe shit dripping down tree was bothering him. At any rate, it was not my time to go, so i live!!!! ALWAYS ARM YOUSELF WITH LATEST NUCLEAR DEVELOPMENTS,,carry them, use them. Anyways, thas my close call of the week. I was glad spot was at home,,he woulda come to my rescue, and got tore to pieces by one that size. I my put 410 pistol in holster, 12 gauge over each shoulder and go hunt him up this week and try to post his pick with his last dying turd hanging out his ass, definitlly a hairy moment,,,,,,,randyp
  9. heh heh,,,hello all and thanks for concerns. I am well and fine, expanded bidness bout 3 weeks ago, bought nuther bulldozer, a rather large piece o land, (just wall to wall with hogs I may add). My weekdays are taken up clearing large acreage, duct taping dozers to keep em running, pouring fuel, blowing jet black smoke, daylight to dark. The weekends are spent at cabin with grandson slaughterin animals,,,film at eleven,,,randyp
  10. uh huh,,girl in car,,uh huh,,i could bury the bitch slapping beam in her,,(ifn it still worked) Its fun to think bout anyways,,ahh,,,going down memory lane now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,randyp
  11. Heh,,You can send call girl here to Texas Mike, course, will have to drink something to make it stiff first. randyp
  12. Give me their coordinates Mark, and I will contact Mother Ship and let her blast them with the proto plasma bitch slapping beam. randyp
  13. We could fuel the nation with the gas from those beans! randyp
  14. Not much difference tween either one of them, both assholes, crooked, gutless,,,etc. randyp
  15. heh heh,,,she prolly used the wrong yak shampoo, and it took some color out. randyp
  16. I was in a coal union several years ago, contract time was coming up, company had put their offers on table, union bosses had said they were gonna turn it down without a vote and did. It came up again, same offer, and i asked a union boss why not put it before members for a vote, like they were supposed to, since we were the paying members, and get our opinions on it. I now quote his answer word for word,,,"Cause you sumbitches are too damn stupid to know what you want." I cant repeat on here what i told him, he did tell me he would see me kicked out of union. Long story short, he left, I didnt, contract passed. My point here, when unions are run by member consensus, they are much better, more productive and down to earth. Some of these unions are run by some real "assholes", who dont keep their members in mind. randyp
  17. They turn the wheels on U-models to help stabilize them when not rolling, kinda like a bicycle. randyp
  18. You better be careful Tom, you get our age, its not healthy to be doing gymnastic stunts. Glad you survived it. randyp
  19. Yeah, my eyeballs have cost me a lot of extra hours pushing, I dont trust em anymore. If laser goes down, I just get a big dip of snuff, and watch for steady dribble out both corners of mouth, steady, even dribbles. randyp
  20. Starting getting frisky with mine the other night, she said, "I have to get up at 5 in the morning!!" I told her no problem, if not done by 5, we will just quit where we're at. She didnt buy it. randyp
  21. Well Hell,,I thought I was the only one who liked 18 second soft eggs! randyp
  22. Ahh,,,just,,well,,,calm down randy, aw forget it, you aint worth the warning points id prolly get. randyp
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