randyp

I would start with summa Other Dogs sauce on that, but when I got through, she be latherd in Dr. Randys root oil,,,randyp

After further research this morning, add premature and immature ejaculation to the list of cure-alls for the wonderful sauce. randyp

Always wear protection,,,,randyp

Thank you vewwwy, vewwwy much Other Tom Dog! My first taste was on a pork loin, and I think its the best batch to date! I will be your marketing director, since i have also discovered it cures "swine flu". Lemme see now, smells delicioso, tastes tantalizingly tasty, perfect heat, good balance, excellent color, cures flu, (all types), insomnia, muscle aches and pains, coughing, VD, herpes, well, I have no doubt it would even be a good oil additive, prolly put Lucas out of bidness. Good Job Other Tom,,,thanks,,,randyp

Im still hanging in here, had flu all through Christmas, now am fighting borderline pneumonia. I havent felt much like chasing any hogs, or choking any buzzards to death. I trust all had good holidays. randyp

I think yall have classier "lot lizards" up there than we do down here! Looks like they got more teeth anyway. randyp

Sorry to hear that Paul, me, Im selling out too. Had enough of this shit. Gonna take it all to auction, go sit on a streetcorner somewhere and just twiddle my thumbs and whatever else comes up. obama has completely wrecked this country. Im taxed out my ass, now they gonna increase them too. F##k it, Im done and outta here. randyp

Years ago, one very cold wintry night, low 20s, working night shift in strip mine, driving giant Cat gazillion ton belly dump coal hauler, rounded a long sloping curve, (with my shitty lights of course), engine wide open, fm radio blasting ZZ Top wide open, heater on full blast, when what should appear in my shitty lights?!!? Yes lads, it was a whole herd of them pork rascals milling round dead in my sights! Must been bout 20 all massed like they was trying to huddle for heat or sumpin. Well, I just barreled right smack through midst of them, had window cracked a lil, and swear I heard some popping noises as truck and trailer went through them. I dumped at crusher and headed back and all I seen when I got back was clouds of steam coming off what looked like buncha hairy door mats spread all over haul road. I think I limited out on hog that night, my biggest kill to date. randyp

I just put my glasses on so I can see it,,,and life goes on. randyp

I wonders how that poor hitchiking lady launders the brown stain outta the back side of her panties,,,er,,strap,,,er thong dong. I have a lotta trouble getting skid marks outta mine and was just wondering. (dont get no ideas,,,my underwear, not my thong) randyp

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Other Dog is a CIA operative. (.)(.) randyp

When I was a kid, used to ride in back my daddys truck hauling turnips to market. One day he hit a big bump and I fell out of the back. To this day i have never been able to say "I dint fall out of the back o no turnip truck mister". Funny how one lil mistake can follow you through life. I hates turnip trucks. randyp

Me and the grandson hunted most of the day out of the pigmobil looking for that big rascal. We had several places "baited" for him, but, alas, he still eludes us. Sooner or later, we will get him. His days are numbered. Will prolly have to have a camera with wide angle lense to get alll him in the picture. We always get our hog. randyp

heh heh,,,sound wisdom there my friend! randyp

Sounds impressive! Well, have a big time with it, drive safely, and have fun, and keep us posted on your adventures. randyp (and we demand pictures)

Thanks Mike, I pray all continues to go well for you. Happy Thanksgiving friend,,,randyp

The govament mixes a mind altering chemical in the jet fuel, apparently makes peoples want to vote for Obama. Just saying,,,,randyp

Amen on that too David! randyp

Yous cannot use those two words in one sentence together,,,"B" and "speed". This is only a warning this time, the next infraction will be "demerits". randyp

A big toikey and an even bigger ham!! (I lean toward the ham myself, better to eat one than be eaten by one,,LOL) randyp

I wish all my fellow mack friends a happy thanksgiving, hope you enjoy holidays and have a great time with family and plenty to eat. We all have a lot to be thankful for. randyp

Nuttin wrong with Harlots,,,I likes Harlots,,,world needs more Harlots,,,Harlots rule!!!! Yay,,Go Harlots!!!!! randyp

heh heh,,now thas some hog! randyp

Go check out the custom built acco dozer and its cousin the motor grader,,,randyp