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  1. Lost Balloonist

    A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

    The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

    "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist.

    I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip."

    The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

    "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

    "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

  2. In our never ending quest to provide you with a great forum, we have added the personal photo feature! It can be found under your control panel, below profile settings. You can upload a photo of you or your truck or what ever you like and it will appear in your profile!

    We also upped the posting limit to 5mb which will allow you tons of photo attachments in your posts! So have fun and post away! Any problems, let me know...

  3. "View new topics" works great to! David, I think your browser settings are changed somehow, because the Assistant window should open on the top of the bigger window. Trent, I'll have to talk to you about images...there shouldn't be any limits on quanity or size??

    Thanks for the great comments, everyone! This forum is for you guys, we try to give you what you want! It's been said lots of times that you can't make everyone happy, though!! LOL :D

  4. Dale, there is an easy way to make sure you don't miss any topics...

    At the top of every page is a link that says "My Assistant" Click it...

    Then Click the link that pops up for New Posts. It will also show replies to any topics that you have started.

    After clicking the link, a page with just the new replies will pop up...it doesn't matter what forum heading they were posted under...they will all be here for you to view.

    Hope this helps...Most people are very happy with the new format and it promises to be a vital source for antique truck information in the near future...that is why we have it split up the way it is.

  5. Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Abilene, Texas awaiting their flights. One is an American Indian passing through from Oklahoma City. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Fort Worth for the livestock show, and the third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student from the Middle East.

    Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Westerners learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

    The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping; but still no plane comes.

    Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

    The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The Texas cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin'."

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